The 12 Geek Days of Christmas

The Holiday season is upon us which means the constant bombardment of Christmas music, images of Santa his elves and his reindeer, red and green everywhere. Yes, even if Christmas isn't a holiday you celebrate it is still all around. The cheery atmosphere is nice, but how much of it is geared towards geeks? "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells" is all we've got.
Not quite good enough.

We here at Comic Addicts have decided to do a series that helps make the holiday traditions a bit more geek friendly. We're putting a comic spin on the age old traditions. Each week there will be a new addition to help you get into the holiday spirit.

Today we feature the 12 Geek Days of Christmas. You will note there are two versions. The first is a realistic list as to what could be given as gifts. The second list is pure geeky fantasy. You'll have to imagine the tune in you're head, cause we're not going to sing it.

First the realistic version:

For the twelve days of Christmas my best friend gave to me;

12 X-Men Cards

11 Cosplay Girls


10 Action Figures


9 Gaming Hours


8 Comic Con Tickets


7 Brand New Costumes

6 New Graphic Novels


5 Signed Art Prints


4 Comic DVDs

3 Batman Shirts


2 New Storylines


And an issue of Amazing Fantasy 15

Now for the fantasy version:

For the twelve days of Christmas comics gave to me;

12 Goblin Bombs


11 Lex Corp Suits


10 New Capes


9 Batarangs


8 Super Powers


7 Alien Ray Guns


6 Green Lantern Corp Rings


5 Krypton Shards


4 Gold Lassos


3 Mutants


2 Young Sidekicks


And a Stark Industries Mach 3

Stay tuned for more geek friendly holiday fun!