Cheesey Superhero Valentines

Remember the cheesy box of Valentines you'd get as a kid? They had good pics of your favorite heroes, but the sayings were pretty lame.

In honor of Valentine's day we here at Comic Addicts asked some heroes and heroines to write Valentines in the same style. To be honest, they're really not any better than the Valentines you remember.

I'd leap over tall buildings in a single bound, bench press a locomotive, and out run a speeding bullet for you Valentine. 

Ooh! nice one Ultra-Boy!

- Superman

I'd run around the world twice for you Valentine. 
- Flash

I may look like a scrawny kid on the outside, but inside I'm all hero for you Valentine. 
- Captain Marvel

I'd swim the deepest ocean for you Valentine. Well I already live there anyway, but it's the gesture that counts right? 
- Aquaman

Dynamite is red

Acid is Green

On this Valentine's Day

I'm your Harley Queen! 
- Harley Quinn

I wanna catch you in my web of love Valentine. 
- Spider-Man

Hulk no smash heart. 
- Hulk

My heart burns for you Valentine 
- Human Torch

You hit the bulls-eye in my heart Valentine 
- Hawkeye

I've got you in my cross-hairs Valentines. 
- Punisher

I won't hide from you Valentine. 
- Invisible Woman

You perform real magic on my heart Valentine. 
- Zatana

I'd wage war for your love Valentine. 
- Wonder Woman

Life's a gas with you Valentine.
- Joker

You thaw my heart Valentine.
- Iceman

I can read your heart's desire.
- Jean Grey

I have my eye on you Valentine.
- Cyclops

I'd weather any storm for you Valentine.
- Storm

You soothe the beast in me Valentine.
- Beast

My love never shifts its shape for you Valentine.
- Mystique

You steal my heart Valentine.
- Catwoman

Love blooms when I'm with you Valentine.
- Poision Ivy

Against your love I have no armor Valentine.
- Iron Man

I'll step out of the shadows for you Valentine.
- Batman

You heal my heart and soul Valentine.
- Wolverine

Think you can do better than these guys? Submit your superhero Valentines to us.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY FROM COMIC ADDICTS