New Year Resolutions of the Heroes!

It's New Year time once again! And we all know that people love making resolutions, but what would your favourite heroes and villains be planning for the year ahead?

Well wonder no more! I ran all around the comic world and with the help of fellow addict Amanda White, we were able to get you all the info you've been looking for my fellow Addicts! 

AND we have great pictures to accompany everything, feel free to click and see them in all their amusing glory!

So without further adieu, here's they are:

Superman

1. Cut back on the drinking and find better ways to deal with the divorce and Bruce's crappy new attitude.

2. Stop feeling awkward without the red underwear – its what I've always wanted and I still wear them on the inside anyway!

3. Try not to get suckered by Kryptonite so easily this year.

The Incredible Hulk
1. Get in touch with my spiritual side and hopefully find inner peace.

2. Try out stretchy pants in a colour besides purple.

3. Don't kill puny Banner!

Swamp Thing

1. Get my mojo back!

2. See if Poison Ivy is available!

Cable

1. Save the cheerleader, save the... wait, wrong timeline. I mean: Kill the Avengers to save Hope!

2.Find the biggest guns possible and beat Rob Liefeld with them before shooting Wade, just because I can.

3. Get rust-proofing!

 Damian Wayne

1. Show my crabby old man that I'm just as good as he ever was and that I don't need his approval.

2. Be nicer to Grayson, maybe he'll come back. Wait, erase that! Erase!! (at this point I had to run for out lives and barely made it – the things we do for you guys!!)

 

Wolverine

1. Try not to die again.

2. Don't screw up the kids, Summers would never let me live it down!

3. Win more often at The Things weekly poker game!

Iron Man

1. I'm Tony Stark, I don't need to improve myself – who made the god-armour that saved us from Sin and her evil plan in Fear Itself? Me, thats who! So that star spangled boy-scout and all the rest of them can kiss my genius ass!

2. Vow to myself that I will nail more hot fiesty costumed chicks this year.

 

Power Girl

1. Find a new niche for myself – AGAIN! - in the rebooted universe.

2. Get people to look me in the eyes and not my cleavage for a change!

Aquaman

1. Teach people about being ocean-friendly and ecology minded – and if they don't listen, beat the tar out of them just to prove what a hard-ass I am!

2. Try to be taken more seriously by my fellow heroes.

3. Stop getting compared to Spongebob f****** Squarepants!!!

 

The Flash

1. Stop and smell the roses more often.

2. Be more careful of my running around and the Speed Force so that I don't cause another Flashpoint! … or at least figure it out so that I can know when DC is trouble and needs a quick fix next!

 

The Joker (via skype from Arkham Asylum)

1. Kill People.

2. Get Batman to smile. Basically same old, same old. Now, you wanna know how I got these scars? (this was my cue to hang up)

 

 Buffy the Vampire Slayer

1. Kill Vampires.

2. Kill Demons.

3. Kill Devils.

4. Decide finally if I'm straight or gay.

5. Have fun with my fellow Scoobies!

Atomic Robo

1. Keep pushing science frontiers

2. Beat the hell out of Doctor Dinosaur! ...he is such a tool!

 

Spider-Man

1. Keep being a good and responsible hero.

2. Find a new girlfriend.

3. Keep making fun of Jonah every chance I get.

4. Don't fear the worst and keep enough spare costumes around just in case!

5. Pray the new movie is a hit!

The Punisher

Kill them all. Let God sort 'em out.

Batman

I'm Batman, are you implying I need improving? (NONONONONO!!! I'm sorry!!)

Till next week folks, wishing you all an amazingly happy new year! Cheers!